How is DTF Awesome?

It can do the following:

• Jump across the English Channel in a single leap
• It can eat an entire Medieval Cathedral
• It can run faster than a speeding Murloc
• It has no need for Area Effect spells - enemies are simply obliterated by its presence.
• It can cancel an AOL subscription in a single phone call
• Show it has the only Jester in its Court! (dang another Fedwin moment - I gotta stop having those!)
• It puts its pants on two legs at a time
• It leaves a Port-o-Potty smelling fresher than when it entered
• A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris merely tickles it.
• Uther is petioning Blizzard to make it a raid event so they have something to do after finishing Naraxxamas.
• It can make Beardric play an Alliance character (and Tweedles too!)
• It's epics have their own epics.